Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Jennifer's Body - UK release info and 'red band'trailer

Megan Fox's latest hitting UK screens soon...

Megan Fox Jennifer's BodyJennifer's Body - Oscar-winning screenwriter Diablo Cody's follow up to her 2007 debut Juno - hits screens in the UK and Ireland on November 6th (with advance previews on Halloween), and features Megan Fox as a gorgeous (and superficial) cheerleader who becomes possessed by a demonic force. With an insatiable appetite that spells bad news for the local high school boys, it is up to Jennifer's best friend Needy (Amanda Seyfried) to step out of her shadow and protect the town's young men.

The film - described as a "sexy, dark comedy" - is directed by Karyn Kusama (Girlfight, Aeon Flux) and produced by Jason Reitman (director of Cody's Juno and subject of our latest filmmaker profile), while the cast also includes Adam Brody and J.K. Simmons.

“I think a big issue in horror films lately is that the permission for the audience to conjure up their own monster has been taken away,” says Kusama. “To give that back to an audience and say... what if the most popular, beautiful girl in school is a demon... for real, is a brilliant premise." So, if you want that back (or the thought of a semi-clad Megan Fox sparks your interest), Jennifer's Body may just be for you. Check out the 'red band' trailer:

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Heartfelt Laughter: A Jason Reitman Profile

Trevor Hogg profiles the career of director Jason Reitman...

Jason ReitmanTrading the doctor’s stethoscope for the director’s chair, Jason Reitman found his accomplishments being weighed against those of a famous Hollywood filmmaker. “Recently, I’ve been thinking about how my work and my father’s work compared,” reflected Jason about Ivan Reitman, the man responsible for the comic mayhem of Stripes (1981) and Ghostbusters (1984). “The best way to describe it would be if we were musicians, my father wants to play your favourite song, but he wants to play it better than you’ve ever heard before. I want to play a song you hate, but I want to play it so well that you like it.” There is also an innate difference between the two men. “We’re different people,” observed the young moviemaker. “My father is the child of a Holocaust survivor, basically, a refugee. He’s a completely self-made man. And look, I grew up in Beverly Hills and I’ve always been very fortunate. It’s easier to be satirical when you grow up not having to worry about where your next meal’s going to come from.”

Influenced creatively by independently funded pictures such as Bottle Rocket (1995), Slacker (1991), and Clerks (1994), the aspiring director came up with innovative ways to finance a series of six comedic short films; he created and sold ad space for desk calendars which were distributed to all of the dorm rooms at the University of Southern California, formed a jewelry company with an ex-girlfriend, and secured corporate support from the Ford Motor Company.

The first short film, Operation (1998), dealt with an organ transplant; the subject matter was undoubtedly influenced by Reitman’s aborted attempt to pursue a career in medicine. H@ (1999), depicts a bank robbery, while In God We Trust (2000), the soon to be damned main character escapes Heaven and heads back to earth in an attempt to redeem himself. The afterlife tale was the Montreal-native’s first critical success as it won the Short Film Award at the Austin Film Festival, as well as the Aspen Shortfest’s Audience and Jury Awards. In Gulp (2001), the owner of a new fish races against time to save his pet. Next for the director was a four minute comedic documentary called Uncle Sam (2002). Two years later, Jason Reitman returned with Consent (2004) which was co-written with his wife Michelle Lee. In the story, which won the Jury Award for Best Short Short at the Aspen Shortfest, two lawyers negotiate the possibility of their clients having a sexual relationship.

Thank You For Smoking posterThe filmmaker was also developing his skills in the world of advertising, which served him well when he was making his feature length debut with Thank You For Smoking in 2006. “I’ve been directing commercials for the last five years,” stated Jason Reitman when the movie was released, “so the actual set experience wasn’t that intimidating.” Adapting the satirical novel written by Christopher Buckley, which details the exploits of a tobacco industry lobbyist was not a daunting task for the rookie director. “When I read the book,” explained Reitman, “I thought it read a lot like a movie – there were all these wonderful characters – and much of the screenplay is literally cut-and-paste, particularly the stuff with the M.O.D. [Merchants of Death] Squad.” However, there were some changes required. “The two big things I did were that I took Buckley’s narration, which would normally never make it into a movie, and turned it into Nick’s voiceover, and I basically, created the character of Joey, Nick’s son.” The addition of Joey proved to a stroke of brilliance as the mentor relationship between father and son humanized what was essentially a despicable opportunist. It also helped having the role of Nick played by Aaron Eckhart. “He has this unbelievable ability to be subversive and charming at the same time,” marveled Jason Reitman of his leading actor.

The biggest challenge initially for the filmmaker was dealing with his cast. “The idea of coming to the set and looking in the eyes of people like [Robert] Duvall or [William H.] Macy or Sam Elliott or Maria Bello – actors I am fans of – and directing them and giving them advice on how they are supposed to make their performances better – that was insane at first,” remarked Jason Reitman. “Then you do a scene and notice a couple of things and you say, ‘You know what would be better,’ and then you start directing.”

Shot over 35 days, Thank You For Smoking came in on budget and on schedule, however, there is something rather unusual about the production. Despite the title of the picture, none of the performers light a cigarette. “Had the characters been smoking, the audience would constantly be trying to read into what I meant by that.” Reitman went on to add. “For me this is a movie talking about political correctness and personal responsibility.”

Lacking a distribution deal, Jason Reitman took his satire to an international film festival in Canada. “At Toronto, there were 300 films there and I had an indie film that I had no idea was going to sell,” recounted the director, “At the time, there were people threatening lawsuits and since I just wanted people to see it on the screen, I was really scared. As soon as that passed, it got really exciting because there was a lot of real interest in the film.” The screening went so well that a bidding war erupted which saw Fox Searchlight usurp the rights over Paramount Classics, to distribute the movie. The positive public and the critical response resulted in Reitman receiving nominations from the Writer’s Guild of American for Best Adapted Screenplay, and from the American Cinema Editors for Best Edited Feature Film - Comedy or Musical.

Juno posterFor his 2007 sophomore effort, Jason Reitman turned to a story about teenage pregnancy composed by a screenwriter who gained notoriety writing on the internet about her life as a stripper. “A very good friend of mine is friends with the guy [Mason Novack] who discovered her online,” stated the filmmaker on how he became acquainted with Diablo Cody and her script Juno, “so he got a copy early and he gave it to me.” The hip tale, which made the hamburger phone trendy again and is filled with snappy dialogue, comes from a real-life experience. “I had a friend when I was a teenager who got pregnant,” explained Cody, “and that situation kind of inspired this in a way because I went through that experience with her.”

The script caused quite an industry buzz in Hollywood and for good reason, believed Reitman. “There are parts of it that really spoke to my voice, and that was the kind of open-minded point of view to the subject matter that people are sensitive about. Teenage pregnancy is something that people usually dance around and Diablo just went up and said ‘hello’ to it. She's kind of fearless and so is Ellen Page and I dig that. That's what excited me about Thank You for Smoking and that's what I liked about this. A lot of it is just kind of remembering that feeling that I felt the first time I read it and creating that feeling in the film so people can experience what I experienced.” As for casting the Canadian actress as the title character, Reitman remarked. “I'd read the screenplay, had not really pictured anyone, and then saw Hard Candy (2005), and I was like, that's the girl.”

Along with grossing $213 million worldwide, Juno was nominated at the Academy Awards for Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actress (Ellen Page), and won for Best Original Screenplay. The inaugural trip to the Oscars was a life-changing experience for Jason Reitman. “It was a dream,” reflected the director. “It lived up in every way [to what] I imagined. Now the daunting thing is, I'm 30 years old. It could very easily be my only brush with the Academy…kind of like an athlete's life where the good stuff happens early and then you just reminisce. That could easily be the case, and if so, there's something a little sad about that, but hey, I got to touch the sun. I think most people lose their way when they just try to make successful films and, hopefully, I'll try to make good films and some of them will be.”

Jennifer's Body poster Megan FoxWith unlimited options available to him, Reitman decided to reunite with his Oscar-winning collaborator, but as a producer for her high school horror film Jennifer’s Body (2009). “There [is] a warmth to the film that doesn't exist today,” observed the moviemaker, “I chalk up most horror films today into two categories. They're either slice and dice sessions or they're really cold – this group of films that evolved from the movie The Ring (2002). When I think of Nightmare on Elm Street (1984), there was a warmth to those teenagers that I related to. They were not aware that they were in the middle of a horror film, and I really loved those characters and I empathized with them. That's what I read when I read Diablo [Cody]'s screenplay. It's a return to that.”

There was another element that attracted Jason Reitman to the project. “There's something really exciting about making a horror film that is written by a woman, directed by a woman [Karyn Kusama], and starring two young women [Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried], because horror's been generally made by guys since the beginning of time. Instead of a movie about a guy who's slowly picking off beautiful girls, there's a young woman who's going through a high school picking off every type of guy there is. There's something fun about turning the tables.”

When it came to discussing the outspoken Hollywood starlet who plays the demonic possessed cheerleader, Reitman had only complimentary things to say about Megan Fox. “I've seen auditions of people trying to do Diablo's dialogue and it's like falling off a cliff. It's tough dialogue, and she just nails it. She's mean, and funny and dangerous and sexy and everything you could ever want from her in this.”

Up In The Air posterWith the release of his third directorial effort in 2009, Jason Reitman decided to sum up his career so far. “My first movie was a satire, my second was an emotional comedy, and this is a dramatic comedy.” Up in the Air stars George Clooney as a corporate hatchet man who flies from city to city firing people until the instillation of a video conferencing system places his own job and lifestyle in jeopardy. The director did not have to travel far to relate to the character found in the book written by author Walter Kirn. "I remember when I first started flying a lot, directing commercials, “ recollected Reitman. “I really got out there and could do extended runs of not being home. I loved that. I loved the idea I could be walking through an airport and if I made a last-minute decision, I could be on a completely different flight. But that shirks complete responsibility for having a life."

Adding two key female characters played by Vera Farmiga and Anna Kendrick, along with the theme of downsizing enabled Jason Reitman and his co-writer Sheldon Turner to explore more deeply the nature of human relationships. "All of us have things to say and we just don't know how,” stated the filmmaker. “Movies are kind of my way of dealing with my inner questions. Are we an island or not? That's the simple, classic version of it. More than the value of being connected to the world, what is your responsibility to be connected to the rest of the world?"

On selecting a celebrity actor for his male lead, Reitman responded, “The real advantage of Clooney in this role is not that he’s a star. I think the advantage is that there are certain parallels in his own life that happened in this film. And with this movie, he is entering a world of vulnerability that he’s never approached before in any other film. I think it’s one of his best roles and he seems very proud of it.”

With the critical acclaim growing for Up in the Air, Jason Reitman stands to achieve something his father has never accomplished, an Oscar at the next Academy Awards. Despite the accolades, the filmmaker is moving ahead by forming a development partnership with billionaire Steven Rales. The mandate of Reitman’s new production company, called Right of Way, will be to create and package future projects in-house, such as scripts by Jenny Lumet (Rachel Getting Married) and the Duplass Brothers (Baghead). Also on the agenda for Reitman is the ninja comedy Bonzai Shadowlands as well as the American football picture Whispers in Bedlam.

“I love the tough stuff,” declared the second-generation film director. “I'm really attracted to movies about tricky subject matter, where it's dealt with in ways that are unexpected, that aren't too dramatic and precious.” To achieve this tricky balance a certain ingredient is required. “I find life pretty funny so it’s hard to imagine a movie with zero comedy in it; I like a healthy mix.” Considering his cinematic track record, one would have to think that Jason Reitman has indeed discovered the right formula.

Follow Jason on Myspace and Twitter, and check out the Up in the Air trailer.

Trevor Hogg is a freelance video editor and writer who currently resides in Canada.

UK Box Office Top Ten - weekend commencing 25/09/09

UK box office top ten and analysis for the weekend of Friday 25th - Sunday 27th September 2009.

The box office merry-go-round continues as four new releases crack the top ten for the third week running, with 80's dance remake Fame proving the most popular of the bunch and sitting proudly atop the chart after an impressive opening weekend of just under £2.5m. However, things weren't so rosy for the other new releases: Bruce Willis' latest sci-fi actioner Surrogates debuted in third place but couldn't break the £1m barrier; British director Joe Wright's highly rated music biopic The Soloist disappointed with £373,151 to place fifth; and Charles Darwin biopic Creation drew just under £200k to prop up this week's chart in tenth.

Last week's top film - the 3D animated adaptation of popular children's book Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - falls down into second but manages to retain almost 90% of its audience, while sci-fi hit District 9 slips two places to fourth after a month on our screens. (500) Days of Summer, The Final Destination (once again the highest grossing film in the current chart) and Dorian Gray each fall two places to sixth, seventh, and eighth respectively, although the steepest decline is reserved for Gamer, which freefalls six places to finish ninth after just two weeks on release.
















































































Pos.FilmWeekend GrossWeekTotal UK Gross
1Fame
£2,408,2421

















£2,408,242
2Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs£1,402,8542























£3,436,639
3Surrogates
£961,2711































£961,271
4District 9£558,9594































£7,488,709
5The Soloist£373,1511





































£373,151
6(500) Days of Summer£337,5384

































£4,030,977
7The Final Destination£325,3265

































£12,351,267
8Dorian Gray£233,6393











































£2,349,962
9Gamer£209,8052





































£1,181,049
10Creation
£199,4771









































£199,477


Incoming...

Pixar's Toy Story could return to the top of the box office this coming Friday when a special 3D version hits cinemas for one week only, while award winning British comedian Ricky Gervais will also look to compete with his second major starring vehicle The Invention of Lying.

U.K. Box Office Archive

Sunday, September 27, 2009

I Sat Through That? #12 - 88 Minutes (2007)

In which Gerry Hayes repeatedly mouths the word “huh?”

88 Minutes poster88 Minutes, 2007.

Directed by Jon Avnet.
Starring Al Pacino (really), Alicia Witt, Leelee Sobieski, Amy Brennerman, Neal McDonough.
Written by Gary Scott Thompson.

88 Minutes is one of those films you watch open-mouthed wondering how such a thing could ever be - how someone could turn in a script like that, how a studio would stump up money to make it, how it could attract someone with Pacino’s cachet? These are all excellent questions that deserve answers. I have none. 88 Minutes is simply, inconceivably, massively awful.

If you’re a writer, you watch 88 Minutes and ask those questions like everyone else. Then, if you’re a glass-half-full writer, you think “wow, if that can get made and not get sent straight to the bottom shelf of a DVD store, there’s hope for me” and you start frantically typing a first draft of 90 Minutes, ‘cos that’s two better. If you’re a glass-half-empty writer, you throw things about the house in a rage because hacks like this have Hollywood sewn up and what the hell chance do you have with your carefully crafted, beautifully imagined adaptation of one of Dostoyevsky’s lesser-known novellas? Glass-half-flempty people will do both. I assume.

Such emotions are natural on viewing 88 Minutes because it really is very bad indeed.

The plot, as best I can ascertain, concerns forensic psychiatrist, Jack Gramm (Pacino). A few years ago, his expert testimony convicted a serial killer to death and the sentence is about to be executed (pun intended). However, fresh victims start to show up leading some to suspect that maybe the wrong man was convicted. So far, so by-the-numbers. But then Jack gets a phone call that tells him he’s only got 88 minutes to live. He has to solve the mystery in real time, à la 24. The race is on.

Now, in and of itself, it’s not the most awful plot I’ve ever heard. It’s not hugely original but it had potential for a couple of hours of entertaining vapidity. 88 Minutes has transcended vapidity however. The writer moved 88 Minutes from ‘meh’ to ‘what in the name of sonny-Jesus did I just see?’

Gramm is your standard cliché - intelligent, troubled guy who’s a womaniser and drinks too much. In case we don’t realise this, one of his buddies actually says, “you’re a womaniser and you drink too much.” As further proof, there are lots of flashbacks of Gramm drinking and every woman in the film throws themselves at him (except his gay PA, who explains that she won’t throw herself at him because she’s gay).

The dialogue throughout is a masterclass in how-not-to. It’s on-the-nose and obvious, it’s plain stupid, or it serves only to provide incredibly clumsy exposition. I’m guessing that many scenes took multiple takes as the actors pissed themselves laughing at the lines they’d been given.

The story twists and turns in utterly aimless fashion. Is it trying to throw us off or does it really not have clue where it’s going (it’s the latter, by the way)? There are laughable flashbacks; both to Jack’s previous night’s drinking as he thinks, thinks, thinks to remember important clues, and to an idyllic memory of a child flying a kite which hints at Jack’s inner turmoil. Well, I say ‘hints’...

Truth be told, I’m having trouble articulating how dreadful 88 Minutes is. There is little doubt that without Pacino’s name attached, this would be floundering at the bottom of bargain-bins, but even Pacino phones it in. It’s obvious that his hearts not in it and as for the rest of the cast, where do I start?

Brennerman doesn’t care. McDonough just goes for ‘cold psycho’ and fails to pull it off. I have to assume Alicia Witt is capable of better simply because she’s so wonderfully, wonderfully pretty, but she certainly didn’t act her way out of this wet paper bag. To be fair to her though, she was given some of the worst lines of the film - “what kind of sick, twisted mind could do such a thing?” (Incidentally though, if Alicia would like to get together to discuss classic movies - perhaps over a tea and some cupcakes - I’m sure I could get Mrs. Hayes out of the house for a few hours). The only one that actually seemed to be trying was Sobieski and she certainly wasn’t acting kosher.

Because of the ham, you see? The ham? Forget it.

To list everything that’s wrong with 88 Minutes would take that long and longer. Suffice it to say, it’s certain to rank among the worst films you’ve ever seen.

And for that reason, you really should see it.

Read more I Sat Through That? right here.

Gerry Hayes is a garret-dwelling writer subsisting on tea, beer and Flame-Grilled Steak flavour McCoy’s crisps. You can read about other stuff he doesn't like on his blog at http://stareintospace.com or you can have easy, bite-sized bits of him at http://twitter.com/gerryhayes

Friday, September 25, 2009

British Cinema: Dorian Gray (2009)

Dorian Gray, 2009.

Directed by Oliver Parker.
Starring Ben Barnes and Colin Firth.

Dorian Gray poster
SYNOPSIS:

Think Peter Pan meets Dr Faustus - oh, and a painting - and a lot of maggots…

Dorian Gray - Portrait
Another devil and soul barter! Why is this absurd premise attractive and a plot of many stories? It's set to feature in Terry Gilliam's next [Heath Ledger posthumous] adventure, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, also out soon. This Faustian theme does not appeal, and neither does the beauty and youth worship behind the eponymous portrait that absorbs its subjects growingly sinister nature - and why is 'the portrait' missing from the title, as if film audiences can’t cope with more than a person's name?

As I grow older (which isn’t very) I increasingly see the attraction in the twinkle of a mature citizen's eyes, in the lines of age. Dorian isn’t handsome - only in that supposed classical perfection; he's very boyish, and not charismatic. And unlike Dorian, I am happy to age and change.

So I am bored and in disagreement by the very hypothesis behind this tale to start with. I totally disagree with the blurb on Matthew Bourne's balletic take on the book, which says that the themes of the corruption of beauty are 'never more contemporary.' The cynicism of Dorian's friend Lord Henry and his supposed intelligent, shocking platitudes were so stupid and negative that they are unworthy of the presumably desired debate they are meant to incite.

I was ready for something deeper than the source level emotions and innocuous wit of Oscar Wilde's plays, but this is a horror story. The sex becomes darker and mixes with the bloodier elements which begin from the first scene. There's nothing more moving and deep here than in Wilde's lighter works. Debauchery is too cold to be enticing and the true loves and friendships are not convincingly important enough for me to care.

I don’t know the book, but glancing at it, this rendition has upped the horror into almost camp. The over loud sound of a maggoty fiend in the portrait becomes a special effects showcase, but this is one of the few times when I agree with cinema's overused maxim 'less is more'. The climax is made into a greater crescendo than the book, but its augmentation simply becomes overkill to the point of silliness.

Elspeth Rushbrook
www.myspace.com/elspethr

Thursday, September 24, 2009

British Cinema: Moon (2009)

Moon, 2009.

Directed by Duncan Jones.
Starring Sam Rockwell and Kevin Spacey (voice).

Moon poster Duncan Jones
SYNOPSIS:

An isolated lunar astronaut begins to lose his grip on reality in a cerebral sci-fi thriller.

Moon Sam Rockwell
Moon is an independent sci-fi film directed by Duncan Jones (the son of David Bowie... that’s not relevant at all, just an interesting fact!). It is Duncan’s first feature film, and I thought it was a great success. I am not an avid sci-fi fan by any stretch of the imagination, however I really enjoyed this film. Here’s why...

Moon is not your typical science fiction film; it is not led by over the top special effects (although there are plenty in the film they are tastefully done), aliens taking over our planet or indeed dealing with anything extra-terrestrial activity altogether. It is more of a character driven film, and this was what made the film stand out above most I have seen this year.

Sam (superbly played by Sam Rockwell - the character and actors names both being Sam is not coincidence, for Duncan Jones wrote the part specifically for the actor) is coming to the end of a 3 year stint on the moon where he has been gathering resources to take back to earth and help ease the the planets natural power problems. He has been consistently assisted by his faithful computer GERTY (expertly voiced by Kevin Spacey). After an accident in a moon buggy, Sam finds out the real reason he is on the moon, but most importantly, he finds out who he really is.

It is his journey of self-discovery that makes this film a cut above the rest. When the truth is revealed (I was going to include spoilers in this review but I want to encourage people to see this film so thought against it!) the audience can really feel for the character and some interesting issues are raised.

The screening of this film I went to was at the Prince Charles Theatre by Leicester Square, and the film was followed with a Q & A session with director Duncan Jones - which was just as good as the film, and also made the movie seem even better than the original viewing alone. Duncan covered a lot of aspects regarding the film (technical, narrative etc.). There are several very funny moments in this film, but it is far from a straight comedy. Duncan said that he added comic elements (some that were suggested by Sam Rockwell) to allow the audience to escape momentarily from a tense situation. Of course this is not just apparent in this film, but the comedic moments compliment the other elements perfectly, creating the right balance that make this film really enjoyable.

Moon won Best British Feature Film at this years Edinburgh Film Festival, and has been recognised not only in U.K but in America as well. It was made on a budget of £2.5m, which is relatively high for such an ambitious debut feature project. A lot of people have been saying in reference to District 9 (which also had an extremely low budget in relation to its content - just $30m) “imagine what the director could have done with more money”. However, this does not apply to Moon, as although the special effects are fantastic in terms of engaging the audience in the world of the movie, if they had been over-done, which a higher budget may have encouraged the film-makers to do with this film, it would have taken away the character driven narrative which pulls the whole project together.

I can honestly say, regardless of the budget, Moon is one of the most enjoyable films I have seen in a very long time, and I would highly recommend film goers to see it. As I mentioned previously, I am not a big sci-fi fan, and this film will appeal to a wider audience. I really rated this film and give it a firm 8 out of 10.

Jon Dudley is a freelance film and television journalist and his 17-minute short film Justification was shown at the 2009 Cannes Film Festival.

DVD Review - Robot Chicken Season 2

Robot Chicken is back and this time it's personal...

Robot Chicken logo
Conceived during a chance Comic Con meeting between life-long action figure fanatics Matthew Senreich and Seth Green, the Emmy and Annie award-winning comedy series Robot Chicken has gone on to become one of Adult Swim’s most popular shows. The second season – which finally arrives here in the UK on DVD – features a host of celebrity guest stars and delivers a wealth of amusing pop-culture gags, spoofs and stand-alone sketches across twenty episodes of stop-motion action figure animation. Now I’ve never really been a fan of the sketch format (or Green, for that matter) and having only discovered Robot Chicken via its celebrated Star Wars parodies, I was a little concerned that the show would be unable to sustain my interest for a full episode, never mind an entire season. Sure I enjoyed the Star Wars specials, but would I be able to relate to the humour without this connection? Well, quite simply, the answer is a resounding yes.

Amid the ensuing mayhem are a glut of familiar childhood memories transposed into some of the most bizarre situations imaginable. Reading like a roll-call of 80s treasures, cult classics such as Thundercats, G.I. Joe, The Beastmaster, Police Academy, The Neverending Story, The Golden Girls, Care Bears, My Little Pony and Inspector Gadget all show their little plastic faces, and while there is a strong emphasis on this era it is by no means the sole focus of the show. Contemporary characters and celebrities are also fair game, along with the obligatory Hitler and religion jokes which, in fairness, often hit their mark.

Running at around ten minutes per episode, the gags come at a blistering pace and although some of the American jokes went clean over my head, there was more than enough to keep me entertained from start to finish. Not wanting to give too much away, a few of my favourite skits include loveable dimwit Barney Rubble committing heinous crimes after a bust-up with Fred Flintstone, Hulk Hogan and an assortment of WWF alumni reimagined as Hogan’s Heroes, Mortal Kombat thespian Johnny Cage’s long road to recovery after a Kano fatality, and of course the spoof trailer for monster movie "Attack of the Giant Midget".

Robot Chicken Hogan's Heroes
In addition to the full uncensored episodes the DVD is also packed with a host of special features including the Christmas Special, deleted scenes and audio, a making of featurette, commentaries, animatics and video blogs. While the fact remains that I’d rather opt for a slow and painful death over Without a Paddle, Green has managed to win me over as a comedian, writer, director, producer, and whichever other roles he performs on Robot Chicken. I have to say that I was very impressed with the show as a whole, and will set about heartily recommending it to all and sundry.

Robot Chicken Season 2 is released on DVD 28th September 2009.

Gary Collinson

Related:

DVD Review - Star Wars Robot Chicken: Episode II

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

British Cinema: Somers Town (2008)

Somers Town, 2008.

Directed by Shane Meadows.
Starring Thomas Turgoose and Piotr Jagiello.

Somers Town poster
SYNOPSIS:

Tomo (Thomas Turgoose) a homeless boy from the Midlands and Marek (Piotr Jagiello) a Polish immigrant come from completely different worlds. When they forge an unlikely friendship, they discover that despite their differences, they are very much alike.

Somers Town Shane Meadows
Somers Town is another installment in the impressive list of director Shane Meadows' (This is England, Dead Man’s Shoes) creations. The location (London) is set with an opening montage, a technique which is now customary of Meadows films. Characteristic of films focused around the friendship of two unlikely comrades, the early stages of Somers Town switches between the contrasting situations of Tomo and Marek. Tomo has arrived in London with nowhere to stay and a few modest possessions. Tomo has been released from social care in Nottingham, leaving behind no friends or family, he is completely alone in this dangerous city. Marek lives with his father but in many respects suffers the same isolation that Tomo does. Marek’s father is a hard working builder, whose life revolves around drinking with his friends and showing off his strength. This intense masculine environment is clearly something that Marek, a quiet, thoughtful and sensitive boy struggles to relate to. Marek is more interested in photography, and life’s simple beauties.

After Tomo is brutally assaulted and robbed, a kind woman buys him breakfast at a café; this is where he meets Marek. On the surface Tomo is the opposite to Marek; cheeky, demanding and seedy, so it was inevitable that he would have to make the first move if these two were ever to become friends. Tomo’s in your face attitude is somewhat alien to Marek but after a brief misunderstanding they quickly make up and the foundations to a friendship are laid (as is often the case with young boys). One of the strongest themes in the film is companionship, or more specifically a lack of companionship, the latter being the reason for Marek’s immediate trustworthy attitude towards Tomo. Marek allows Tomo to stay with him, although he keeps this secret from his father.

Despite Marek and Tomo’s many differences, one thing they certainly have in common is their infatuation with a beautiful French waitress called Maria. At first their rivalry for her attention is a source of conflict, but it soon becomes the glue that bonds them together. Their attempts to please Maria are slightly unorthodox but at the same time very unique, in one instance they push her all the way home in an abandoned wheelchair. Although their obsession with Maria appears to be one of lust (especially for Tomo) it is partly fuelled by a lack of a mother, or source of female warmth in their lives. This notion is exemplary of one of the many similarities between Tomo and Marek, which become ever more transparent as the film progresses; a lack of camaraderie, boredom, curiosity, a failure to understand their position in life and most importantly of all, their burning desire for friendship.

When first viewing the film I felt the ending (which like the beginning is summerised with Meadows' usual montage technique) was rather abrupt, the film is only 68 minutes long. I pondered whether or not there could have potentially been another half an hour in the screenplay. In the end I came to the conclusion that the inevitable did not require dragging out, and although the montage was slightly predictable in the sense it was shot in colour (contrasted to the rest of the film which is in black and white) it was an appropriate resolution. The film contains all the feel good factors of a cheesey rom-com, yet the witty (and sometimes very crude) humour, heartwarming characters and subtle representation of life’s harsh realities makes Somers Town a clever piece of social realism.

Tom Conran

Related:

British Cinema: Dead Man's Shoes (2004)

British Cinema: Le Donk & Scor-zay-zee (2009)
A Time to Belong - This is England and the subversion of the skinhead

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Capturing Kubrick: A Stanley Kubrick Profile (Part 2)

Trevor Hogg profiles the career of legendary director Stanley Kubrick in the second of a two-part feature... read the first part here!

Stanley Kubrick“It's not a question of my own satisfaction or lack of it,” answered Stanley Kurbrick when questioned on why he was not drawn to contemporary stories or themes, “but of the basic purpose of a film, which I believe is one of illumination, of showing the viewer something he can't see any other way. And I think at times this can be best accomplished by staying away from his own immediate environment. This is particularly true when you're dealing in a primarily visual experience, and telling a story through the eyes. You don't find reality only in your own backyard, you know -- in fact, sometimes that's the last place you find it. Another asset about dealing with themes that are either futuristic or historic is that it enables you to make a statement with which you're not personally blinded; it removes the environmental blinkers, in a sense, and gives you a deeper and more objective perspective.”

Gathering enough archival and research material to make a librarian dizzy, Kubrick started to work on a biopic about the life of Napoleon Bonaparte. “His life has been described as an epic poem of action,” remarked the filmmaker when explaining his attraction to the historical figure. “His sex life was worthy of Arthur Schnitzler. He was one of those rare men who move history and mold the destiny of their own times and of generations to come -- in a very concrete sense, our own world is the result of Napoleon, just as the political and geographic map of postwar Europe is the result of World War II. And, of course, there has never been a good or accurate movie about him. Also, I find that all the issues with which it concerns itself are oddly contemporary -- the responsibilities and abuses of power, the dynamics of social revolution, the relationship of the individual to the state, war, militarism, etc., so this will not be just a dusty historic pageant but a film about the basic questions of our own times, as well as Napoleon's. But even apart from those aspects of the story, the sheer drama and force of Napoleon's life is a fantastic subject for a film biography. Forgetting everything else and just taking Napoleon's romantic involvement with Josephine, for example, here you have one of the great obsessional passions of all time.”

A Clockwork OrangeLike Napoleon, Kubrick’s grand ambitions were thwarted, not by the British Army, but by a lack of financing. He decided to film a smaller scale picture once again set in the future which would be as controversial as Lolita for its depiction of violence. A Clockwork Orange depicts a world where the state attempts to rehabilitate a vicious space-aged hooligan through surgical experimentation.

“I have always found it difficult to understand,” stated the director in reference to his 1971 movie, “how anyone could decide that the film presented violence sympathetically; I can only explain this as a view which arises from a prejudiced assessment of the film, ignoring everything else in the story but a few scenes. The distinguished film director Luis Bunuel suggested this in a way when he said in the New York Times, 'A Clockwork Orange is my current favourite. I was very against the film. After seeing it, I realized it is the only movie about what the modern world really means.' A Clockwork Orange has been widely acclaimed throughout the world as an important work of art. I don't believe that anyone really sympathizes with Alex, and there is absolutely no evidence that anyone does. Alex clashes with some authority figures in the story who seem to be as bad as he is, if not worse in a different way. But this doesn't excuse him. The story is satirical, and it is in the nature of satire to state the opposite of the truth as if it were the truth. I suppose you could misinterpret the film on this count, if you were determined to do so.” He went on to add, “The central idea of the film has to do with the question of free-will. Do we lose our humanity if we are deprived of the choice between good and evil? Do we become, as the title suggests, A Clockwork Orange? Recent experiments in conditioning and mind control on volunteer prisoners in America have taken this question out of the realm of science fiction. At the same time, I think the dramatic impact of the film has principally to do with the extraordinary character of Alex, as conceived by Anthony Burgess in his brilliant and original novel.”

A Clockwork Orange rose above being X-rated in the U.S. (Kubrick replaced 30 seconds of sexually-explicit footage to obtain an R rating) to garner four Oscar and seven BAFTA nominations. The acclaim and the popularity of the movie would have a serious consequence for the director; death threats to his family, not real life copycat attacks, caused him to withdraw it from distribution in the U.K.. When broached about the possibility of the picture encouraging anti-social behaviour, the American filmmaker observed, “There has always been violence in art. There is violence in the Bible, violence in Homer, violence in Shakespeare, and many psychiatrists believe that it serves as a catharsis rather than a model. I think the question of whether there has been an increase in screen violence and, if so, what effect this has had, is to a very great extent a media-defined issue.” He went on to say, “I don't think that man is what he is because of an imperfectly structured society, but rather that society is imperfectly structured because of the nature of man.”

Barry Lyndon posterFour years later a far less contentious novel by William Makepeace Thackeray served as the basis for Stanley Kubrick’s next feature film. “As soon as I read Barry Lyndon I became very excited about it,” remembered Kubrick, “I loved the story and the characters, and it seemed possible to make the transition from novel to film without destroying it in the process. It also offered the opportunity to do one of the things that movies can do better than any other art form, and that is to present historical subject matter. Description is not one of the things that novels do best but it is something that movies do effortlessly, at least with respect to the effort required of the audience. This is equally true for science fiction and fantasy, which offer visual challenges and possibilities you don't find in contemporary stories.”

The moviemaker believed the novelist made a smart choice when he authored the period tale about the rise and fall of a devious Irish rogue in English society. “Barry Lyndon is a story,” remarked Kubrick, “which does not depend upon surprise. What is important is not what is going to happen, but how it will happen. I think Thackeray trades off the advantage of surprise to gain a greater sense of inevitability and a better integration of what might otherwise seem melodramatic or contrived.” In describing the title character, the director responded, “Thackeray referred to it as ‘a novel without a hero’. Barry is naive and uneducated. He is driven by a relentless ambition for wealth and social position. This proves to be an unfortunate combination of qualities which eventually lead to great misfortune and unhappiness for himself and those around him. Your feelings about Barry are mixed but he has charm and courage, and it is impossible not to like him despite his vanity, his insensitivity and his weaknesses. He is a very real character who is neither a conventional hero nor a conventional villain.”

When released in 1975 the slowly paced picture, which looked like a live action painting, was received with indifference by critics and movie audiences. This mixed reaction did not prevent it from being lauded with four Oscars and a Best Direction Award at the BAFTAS.

Known for his inclination to use classical music, Stanley Kubrick justified his aversion to modern compositions. “However good our best film composers may be,” he declared, “they are not a Beethoven, a Mozart or a Brahms. Why use music which is less good when there is such a multitude of great orchestral music available from the past and from our own time? When you're editing a film, it's very helpful to be able to try out different pieces of music to see how they work with the scene. This is not at all an uncommon practice. Well, with a little more care and thought, these temporary music tracks can become the final score.”

The Shining posterShifting to a more contemporary setting in 1980, the director entered into the realm of horror with Steven King’s The Shining. Jack Nicholson stars as a writer who takes his wife and son to a secluded hotel which turns out to be haunted. “I think the unconscious appeal of a ghost story,” remarked Kubrick, “lies in its promise of immortality. If you can be frightened by a ghost story, then you must accept the possibility that supernatural beings exist. If they do, then there is more than just oblivion waiting beyond the grave.” As for his reason for accepting the project, the moviemaker stated, “The manuscript of the novel was sent to me by John Calley of Warner Bros. I thought it was one of the most ingenious and exciting stories of the genre I had read. It seemed to strike an extraordinary balance between the psychological and the supernatural in such a way as to lead you to think that the supernatural would eventually be explained by the psychological, ‘Jack must be imagining these things because he's crazy’. This allowed you to suspend your doubt of the supernatural until you were so thoroughly into the story that you could accept it almost without noticing.”

Filmed at the Timberline Lodge near Mount Hood in Oregon, the worrisome hotel manager asked Kubrick to change the room number of where the evil spirit lives from 217 to the nonexistent 237 out of fear that future patrons would never sleep in there. 5,000 boys were auditioned over six months for the key role of Danny, the young boy blessed with ESP. The role was given, oddly enough, to a five and half year old who was also named Danny. “I think his performance [Danny Lloyd] was wonderful -- everything you could want from the role. He was a terrific boy. He had instinctive taste. He was very smart, very talented and very sensible.” When it came to Nicholson portraying the murderously-possessed writer turned carekeeper, Stanley Kubrick had nothing but praise for him, “I believe that Jack is one of the best actors in Hollywood, perhaps on a par with the greatest stars of the past like Spencer Tracy and Jimmy Cagney. I should think that he is on almost everyone's first-choice list for any role which suits him. His work is always interesting, clearly conceived and has the X-factor, magic. Jack is particularly suited for roles which require intelligence. He is an intelligent and literate man, and these are qualities almost impossible to act. In The Shining, you believe he's a writer, failed or otherwise.”

After the completion of the movie, Kubrick remarked, “I hope the audience has had a good fright, has believed the film while they were watching it, and retains some sense of it.” The picture opened to mixed reviews and moviegoers were slow to respond. Over time, The Shining has been accepted as a classic of the horror genre along with the line, “Here’s, Johnny!”.

Full Metal Jacket posterTrading the supernatural mayhem for the chaos of the Vietnam War, Stanley Kubrick went about shooting The Short-Timers by novelist Gustav Hasford in 1987. “It's a very short very beautifully and economically written book,” revealed the director of his source material for Full Metal Jacket, “which, like the film, leaves out all the mandatory scenes of character development: the scene where the guy talks about his father, who's an alcoholic, his girlfriend -- all that stuff that bogs down and seems so arbitrarily inserted into every war story.”

When it came to depicting military combat on the big screen, Kubrick had a set goal in mind. “One of the things I tried to do,” said the director, “was give you a sense of where you were, where everything else was. Which, in war movies, is something you frequently don't get. The terrain of small-unit action is really the story of the action. And this is something we tried to make beautifully clear: there's a low wall, there's the building space. And once you get in there, everything is exactly where it actually was. No cutting away, no cheating. So it came down to where the sniper would be and where the marines were. When Cowboy is shot, they carry him around the corner -- to the very most logical shelter. And there, in the background, was this thing, this monolith. I'm sure some people will think that there was some calculated reference to 2001, but honestly, it was just there.”

To add to authenticity to the story an actual marine drill instructor was recruited for the role of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman. “I'd say fifty percent of Lee's dialogue, specifically the insult stuff, came from Lee,” said Kubrick of R. Lee Ermey’s foul-mouth performance. “Aside from the insults though virtually every serious thing he [Ermey] says is basically true. When he says, ‘A rifle is only a tool, it's a hard heart that kills,’ you know it's true. Unless you're living in a world that doesn't need fighting men, you can't fault him. Except maybe for a certain lack of subtlety in his behavior. And I don't think the United States Marine Corps is in the market for subtle drill instructors.”

As for his being a perfectionist, Kubrick stated, “If I did a hundred takes on every scene, I'd never finish a film. Lee Ermey, for instance, would spend every spare second with the dialogue coach, and he always knew his lines. I suppose Lee averaged eight or nine takes. He sometimes did it in three, because he was prepared.”

Nominated for Best Adapted Screenplay at the Academy Awards and the Writers Guild of America, Full Metal Jacket was declared by Variety to be an “intense, schematic, superbly made” drama, while renowned film critic Roger Ebert was far less enamored by the “strangely shapeless” movie.

For those wishing to pursue a career in the movie industry, the independently-minded filmmaker advised, “The best education in film is to make one. I would advise any neophyte director to try to make a film by himself. A three-minute short will teach him a lot. I know that all the things I did at the beginning were, in microcosm, the things I'm doing now as a director and producer. There are a lot of noncreative aspects to filmmaking which have to be overcome, and you will experience them all when you make even the simplest film: business, organization, taxes, etc., etc. It is rare to be able to have an uncluttered artistic environment when you make a film, and being able to accept this is essential.”

Eyes Wide Shut posterAfter a twelve year absence Stanley Kubrick returned in 1999 with Eyes Wide Shut, which was inspired by a 1926 novella called Traumnovelle by Arthur Schnitzler. Tom Cruise plays Dr. Bill Harford who, after learning that his wife considered having an affair years ago, embarks on a series of all-night sexual escapades. The erotic thriller had two contentious issues: an orgy scene (which resulted in a NC-17 rating) and the use of a chant which the American Hindus Against Defamation thought to be a shloka (scriptural recitation).

Actor Todd Field (In The Bedroom), who had the role of Nick Nightingale, refutes claims that Kubrick was distraught over what would become of the picture, “Stanley was absolutely thrilled with the film. He was still working on the film when he died. And he probably died because he finally relaxed. It was one of the happiest weekends in his life, right before he died, after he had shown the first cut to Terry, Tom, and Nicole [Kidman]. He would have kept working on it, like he did with all of his films.”

Acclaimed American filmmaker Martin Scorsese (The Departed, Goodfellas) wrote, “When Eyes Wide Shut came out a few months after Stanley Kubrick’s death in 1999, it was severely misunderstood, which came as no surprise. If you go back and look at the contemporary reactions to any Kubrick picture (except the early ones), you’ll see that all his films were initially misunderstood. Then, after four or ten years [people] came to the realization that 2001 or Barry Lyndon or The Shining was like nothing else before or since.”

Appropriately, a project developed by Stanley Kubrick since the early 1970s was screened to the public in 2001. Under the renowned direction of Steven Spielberg (Jaws, Raiders of the Lost Ark), A.I. Artificial Intelligence was based on a short story by Brian Aldiss called Super-Toys Last All Summer Long. In the futuristic tale a child-like android named David has the ability to love. With rumours persisting that Spielberg had toned down Kubrick’s dark vision, he responded, “Eighty percent of the critics got it all mixed up. But I could see why. Because, obviously, I’ve done a lot of movies where people have cried and have been sentimental. And I’ve been accused of sentimentalizing hard-core material. But in fact, it was Stanley who did the sweetest parts of A.I., not me. I’m the guy in the dark centre of the movie, with the Flesh Fair and everything else.”

The movie proved to be a moderate success with A.I. earning twice as much overseas as it did in North America. At the Academy Awards the picture was nominated for Best Visual Effects and Best Original Score.

“I can't honestly say what led me to make any of my films,” reflected Kubrick, “The best I can do is to say I just fell in love with the stories.” He went on to clarified his answer, “You can say a lot of "architectural" things about what a film story should have: a strong plot, interesting characters, possibilities for cinematic development, good opportunities for the actors to display emotion, and the presentation of its thematic ideas truthfully and intelligently. But, of course, that still doesn't really explain why you finally chose something, nor does it lead you to a story. You can only say that you probably wouldn't choose a story that doesn't have most of those qualities.”

As for what he hoped to achieve with his movies, Stanley Kubrick replied, “Ultimately, the most important reputation of a film is not based on reviews, but on what, if anything, people say about it over the years, and on how much affection they have for it.” One can just imagine HAL drably saying to the director, “Mission accomplished, Stanley.”

Be sure to check out The Kubrick Site, along with Kubrick's unproduced screenplays for The German Lieutenant and Napoleon.

Trevor Hogg is a freelance video editor and writer who currently resides in Canada.

UK Box Office Top Ten - weekend commencing 18/09/09

UK box office top ten and analysis for the weekend of Friday 18th - Sunday 20th September 2009.

Once again four new releases managed to debut in the top ten but it was another poor weekend at the UK box office with takings down even on last week's dismal results. Sony Pictures Animation's latest 3D computer animated adventure - the big screen adaptation of the popular 70s children's book Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - jumps in to claim top spot, forcing reigning champion District 9 down into second after three weeks in cinemas.

Gerard Butler's latest action flick Gamer opened in third and seemed to benefit from having its release pushed back a couple of weeks, while (500) Days of Summer actually climbed one place to fourth despite a 12% drop in takings from last week. 3D horror The Final Destination rounds out the top five and remains the highest grossing film in the current top ten with receipts just north of £11.7m.

Oliver Parker's adaptation of Oscar Wilde's Dorian Gray dropped three spots from last weekend to finish sixth, while biopic Julie & Julie slips just one place to seventh. Less fortunate is low-budget horror remake Sorority Row, which plumets from fourth to eighth in its second week. Meanwhile two new releases from British directors Nick Love and Sam Mendes also appear in the chart, but neither managed to set the box office alight and both could be considered disappointments. Nick Love's remake of The Firm opened in ninth with just over £310k, while Sam Mendes' Away We Go props up the chart with a debut weekend of £250k.
















































































Pos.FilmWeekend GrossWeekTotal UK Gross
1Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
£1,583,5441

















£1,583,544
2District 9
£810,6733





















£6,380,720
3Gamer
£641,5681































£641,568
4(500) Days of Summer£511,0553





























£3,346,233
5The Final Destination£485,9894

































£11,711,421
6Dorian Gray
£436,5382































£1,783,112
7Julie & Julia£389,7172































£1,455,646
8Sorority Row£347,8172









































£1,450,476
9The Firm
£310,0601



































£310,060
10Away We Go
£250,2111







































£250,211


Incoming...

Look for another shake-up in next weekend's chart with a number of films hitting our screens on Friday including music biopic The Soloist, starring Jamie Foxx, Robert Downey Jr., and Catherine Keener, along with Bruce Willis sci-fi actioner Surrogates and a remake of the 1980 classic musical Fame.

A couple of British releases also make their debuts - Charles Darwin biopic Creation and the highly rated drama White Lightnin' from director Dominic Murphy.

U.K. Box Office Archive

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Quentin Tarantino presents Hell Ride... trailer and UK release

Hell Ride posterReleased under the 'Quentin Tarantino presents' banner and executive produced by the man himself, Hell Ride is writer, director and star Larry Bishop's updated take on the 60's b-movie motorcycle genre. Described as "packed with copious amounts of sex, violence, and all-out machismo [and] a must for any self respecting grindhouse fan", the movie makes its UK debut on DVD and Blue-ray 12th October, 2009 from Warner Home Video.

In Hell Ride, Bishop takes up the role of Pistolero, head honcho of the Victors, a badass biker gang who are out to avenge the murder of one of their members at the hands of the 666ers, a rival gang who relish living up to their hellish moniker. Alongside his cohorts, the Gent (Michael Madsen) and the mysterious Comanche (Eric Balfour), Pistolero aims to take down the Deuce (the late David Carradine), and Billy Wings (Vinnie Jones), the crazed arrow-weidling gang leader. Dennis Hopper also returns to the biker genre, delivering a stand-out performance as Eddie 'Scratch' Zero.

Watch the trailer for Hell Ride:


Blu-ray exclusive special features include:

• Feature commentary by Writer / Director / Producer Larry Bishop & Scott Kevan
• The Making of Hell Ride
• The Babes of Hell Ride
• The Guys of Hell Ride
• The Choppers of Hell Ride
• Michael Madsen’s Video Diary
• Theatrical Trailer

Visit the official site here.

I Sat Through That? #11 - Deep Impact (1998)

In which Gerry Hayes beats up Elijah Wood to steal his salvation-ticket for the comet-shelter. Wood’s only short and if Hayes can avoid his massive feet, he should be ok...

Deep Impact, 1998.

Deep Impact posterDirected by Mimi Leder.
Starring Téa Leoni, Robert Duvall, Elijah Wood, Morgan Freeman, Leelee Sobieski
Written by Bruce Joe Rubin and Michael Tolkin.

Ahh, the nostalgia. The summer of the big-bastard-rock-hitting-the-earth movies. Armageddon was all flashy and Aerosmithy and Burce Willisy while Deep Impact was the serious one, the thinking man’s disaster movie. Well, if for ‘serious’ you mean ‘exceedingly dull and dour’ and if for ‘thinking man’ you mean ‘easily entertained simpleton’ then this statement is true. Don’t get me wrong here - I’m not saying that Armageddon’s any good but at least it doesn’t take itself too seriously. Deep Impact wants to transcend action/disaster movies and be a human drama. Noble but awful.

Wood plays Leo Biederman, a geek who, while peering through his telescope at the wonders of the night sky, spots a comet. At the same time, a real astronomer, named Wolf, also spots it. Wolf seems unable to operate most forms of modern communications equipment and speeds off in his car to tell people of his discovery. He crashes and dies for no good plot reason (as his news obviously gets out and the comet is called Wolf-Biederman in honour of him and Leo).

Leoni is Jenny Lerner, a dour-faced, reporter for MSNBC. (This is the MSNBC movie, you see. I’d hazard that the logo is on the screen for at least a third of the film. And if it’s not, then it’s Internet Explorer, or Smirnoff, or Rothmans, or other ads ad nauseam. Deep Impact was, for me, one of the first films where the product placement became so prominent it kept taking me out of the movie). Lerner is investigating a politician’s affair with someone called Ellie but, wouldn’t you know it, her sources are wrong and Ellie is really ELE or Extinction Level Event - there’s a frickin’ comet heading straight at us, run people, RUN!

But nobody runs much in this film. Even when faced with certain, fiery - or watery - death, most people remain slow and polite instead of regressing to looting, stealing, murdering, bastards as, in real-life, most of them do at the drop of a hat.

Then there’s Duvall. He’s an astronaut who’s not respected by his younger and cockier crew even though he once flew a rocket or something. He and his crew, after a tearful goodbye scene lasting at least forty minutes, fly off on a spaceship to blow up the comet in a, massively-convoluted, massively-ridiculous, action scene filled with special-effects. They make an arse of it and just blow the comet into two chunks, both still bound for Earth, instead.

Back on Earth, Morgan Freeman is the president and he’s been building a huge hole in the ground where a million people will live in order that the human race survive the ELE. Other than the scientists and engineers needed to run the hole (read friends and mistresses of the administration), they hold a lottery to decide who’ll get to go. Little Leo Biederman doesn’t need to win though. He gets a ticket just because he spotted the damn comet that’s going to wipe out the world. When you think about it, it’s mostly his fault. Get him! Kill the witch geek!

Leo has a crush on Sobieski, who plays Sarah, and he uses his salvation ticket to cajole her into marrying him so she can be saved too. These sorts of comet-destroying-the-earth-weddings rarely work and two minutes later, she’s remembered that she’s too good for Little Leo and has decided that she’d rather stay with her parents and die horribly than go live in a hole with Leo. Her parents seem to concur.

You see? You see the human element?

It get’s better. Miss MSNBC herself, Jenny, gives up her salvation ticket too. She drives off to the beach to reconcile with her dad. They both hug and get hit in the face by an enormous tidal wave caused by the smaller comet chunk landing - sorry, impacting - in the ocean. Incidentally, they called the smaller chunk of comet Biederman after Little Leo. I’d be pissed off.

It’s the Wolf chunk that’s the problem though. That’s the biggie. Luckily, the astronauts, who seem to have been following the comet home but doing nothing about it for the last five months, remember that they’ve got some leftover nukes. They fly into a hole in the comet and blow it, and themselves, up at the last minute, turning the comet into teeny-tiny bits that look just like fireworks in the sky. Hurrah for our way of life, whatever that is.

I was surprised, when I checked, to see that Deep Impact is two hours long. It felt much longer. It isn’t a special effects, action blockbuster and, like in last week’s column, perhaps it should be praised for that. The problem is that what drama it has is slow moving and wearisome. It doesn’t have enough to say about life and the human condition to carry the 110 minutes when there are no spaceships or comet impacts. And that's why it's here.

It did make me what to get my news from MSNBC though.

Read more I Sat Through That? right here.

Gerry Hayes is a garret-dwelling writer subsisting on tea, beer and Flame-Grilled Steak flavour McCoy’s crisps. You can read about other stuff he doesn't like on his blog at http://stareintospace.com or you can have easy, bite-sized bits of him at http://twitter.com/gerryhayes

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Movies... For Free! The Birth of a Nation (1915)

Welcome to this week's "Movies... For Free!" column, where we showcase classic movies freely available in the public domain (with streaming video!). Read the article and watch the movie right here!


The Birth of a Nation, 1915.

Directed by D. W. Griffith.
Starring Lillian Gish, Henry B. Walthall and Mae Marsh.

Based upon former minister and North Carolina state legislator Thomas Dixon's bigoted 1905 novel The Clansmen: An Historical Romance of the Ku Klux Klan, pioneering filmmaker D. W. Griffith's The Birth of a Nation is credited as the first true 'blockbuster' feature, despite being one of the most bigoted and controversial films in motion picture history. Dealing with two families (one from the North and one from the South) during the American Civil War and Reconstruction era, The Birth of a Nation presents a revisionist interpretation based upon the belief that Reconstruction had ruined the South and that racial integration was impossible.

Griffith brought together a number of early filmmaking techniques to demonstrate the artistic and commercial viability of feature-length productions, and the subsequent film proved to be the most profitable in history until Walt Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs was released in 1937. Such techniques included cross-cutting, fading and dissolving between scenes, elaborate montage editing and camera framing, the staging of large-scale battle sequences, complex narrative structure, the introduction of night-time filming, and a dedicated musical score to enhance the visual imagery and action.

While the innovative techniques of The Birth of a Nation were highly influential to the craft the film's subject matter is also disturbingly racist, presenting blacks (or rather 'black-faced' white actors) as savage and sub-human, while its heroic portrayal of the KKK is credited (along with Dixon's novel) with reviving The Klan, and its release would lead to a surge in the number of lynchings and racial killings across the country (imagery and clips from the film were also said to be incorporated into Klan recruitment videos as late as the 1970's).

President Woodrow Wilson allegedly commented that the film was "like writing history with lightning", while Roger Ebert describes it as "a great film that argues for evil [and] to understand how it does so is to learn a great deal about film, and even something about evil." Almost a century after its release, the historical significance of The Birth of a Nation remains impossible to ignore.



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